Long time no talk. (Haha!)
Since the Great Escape in July (you know, the one where the police were called and a nice lady discovered me in her playroom), the ‘rents have put a major cramp in my style. New locks on the gates, an ID bracelet… there are rumors of a tracking device and even a service dog. (Hey, that would be cool!)
But anyway, since the Great Escape, I’ve had a couple more breakouts – one at my grandparent’s house on Labor Day. I walked right out the front door and down the street while everyone was sitting at the dinner table. Can you believe? Too. Easy.
So let me show you how it’s done.
So there’s a new lock on the gate, and you can’t crack it. Big deal. You’ve got to be resourceful, people! Problem-solving is the name of the game.
I dub this attempt Operation Jump-in-the-Shrubs.
See that road to the left? That’s where I’m headed.
(At this point, Moms had to put down the camera and come get me).
Ah! Foiled again!!!
Here I am being marched back into the house.
Man, she’s getting good. Sorry guys, I don’t think I’ll be accomplishing any stealth getaways any time soon.
But! If you ever find an adorable kid of few words (most likely with no pants, socks or shoes on) playing in your playroom or jumping on your bed…
it’s probably me.
Meanwhile, I’ll be keeping my Mommy on her toes…
and on her knees.