If you read this, Mom, sorry for the un-ladylikeness of this post.
Rhema has this thing that she does with an open cup of juice or milk. If she’s really thirsty, she’ll carefully take a few sips. And then all of a sudden, she’ll bolt from the table, run for the bathroom as if life depended on it, and dump the contents of her cup into the toilet bowl. Then she’ll calmly return to the table.
It was so insanely busy this past weekend that I couldn’t find time to use the bathroom. (Been there?) Rhema seems to require more than constant supervision lately, and I thought it would be risky to stop and “go potty.” So I just opted to hold it for as long as I could.
By late afternoon, my bladder was ready to betray me. The girls were at the table eating a snack and seemed content.
Ahhh, my chance?!
I ran to the bathroom… and… how do you spell r-e-l-i-e-f?
I realized that I hadn’t sat down all day. I sighed, wishing I could hide in there forever. I lingered, enjoying a moment to myself…
You know what happens next.
The door busts open, scaring me half to death.
Before I can yell or jump, a full cup of cold ricemilk is dumped in my bare lap. My black shirt is splattered with milky drops.
I scream.
Rhema is startled. She had expected an empty toilet. This was not part of the plan.
We stare at each other for a moment, and then she sprints back into the kitchen, empty cup in hand.
I kept re-reading the last part and laughing harder each time! Love it!
Never a dull moment in your house!!
lol! Sorry. =)
OH MY!!! I wonder who was more surprised!
I’m sorry, but I’m laughing — that is just TOO funny! 🙂
Thanks for sharing!
Snorting. Sorry, but this is really funny. And one of the first times I’m here without crying!
Xoxo
now when can we come over so that you can actually go pee for heaven’s sake?
Snort! LOL! Sorry, but that is too funny!
My husband calls me “camel bladder” for a reason. The only thing we can’t figure out is why the ability completely disappears once I’m in a car.
I hope you’re getting some rest. Back to school yet?
love.
I call it a PV (Potty Vacation). Everyday I wish I could Vulcan mind melt ( Star trek lingo) with my son so I would know why he does, what he does.
so many things are universal…..that uninterrupted time in the bathroom is sacred to all us moms! what i love best about getting away to a hotel is knowing the door will stay shut….
Giggle… snort… bwAAHahahahahaha!
I suppose I should be glad that Joy still buckles herself into her booster chair (and hasn’t figured out the UNbuckle yet…)
Thank you for the laugh!
oh, sometimes you’ve just GOT to laugh, even about the things that the moms of “typicals” would just find bizarre! happens to me all the time! well, not getting a drink dumped on me while sitting on the john, but other stories of hilarity.
for instance, daniel has a thing about movement. he is fascinated by how things drop, bubble, steam, wiggle, bounce, etc., etc. We recently went through a phase of wanting to reach out and touch someone … very large (i.e. obese) someones … and giggle the fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The first time it happened (in Wal-mart!), I knew exactly what it was all about and stopped almost instantly. And I went on immediate super watch. Saw him thinking about it a few times at the city pool!!!!! I think I’ve have gotten the “keep your hands to yourself” message across, but wouldn’t put much money on it!
You just gotta lauch!
Thanks for sharing. This is great! And reminds us of the good things in life. Last week I went to brush Jonathan’s hair. He screamed because I surprised him. I screamed in excitement because I got it brushed before he could run. My husband screamed because he didn’t know what was going on and he walked in the room as we were screaming. My two “typical” children just laughed at all of us.
Hahahahahaha! That totally made my day. I can empathize though because after 7 years, you’d think I would learn to lock the door too. Lol.
A bare lapful of COLD ricemilk?!!
Ha!!
I think this may be the first time you don’t get a “been there”… this one’s all you!
R-e-l-i-e-f AND a milk bath! Double bonus!! 😉
I’m taking a break from blogging for a bit; but PLEASE feel free to e-mail me! I will continue to pop in here and there on your blog. I will continue to be praying for you daily!
Blessings and Hugs!
Hilarious. I wonder if it will be enough to divert her from this routine…or maybe it makes it much more interesting?!
That is so, so funny! LOL. Of course, I’m going to have to share this somehow….thinking….hmmm…..
So, does she still run in there? Or did you scare that fun little habit out of her?
I left a couple of awards for you on my blog…one more post until the break! 😉
There’s a nail salon I go to here in Houston named Rhema’s. I think of your blog every time I drive by.
oh you poor thing
She sounds soo cute
Great Story
Prayers for Brandon and the family he’s left behind; and for uninterrupted potty breaks and days with no “accidents”. Love reading your updates about your world. You are in my thoughts, friend.
peace~elaine
Oh no… I’m so sorry, but I had to laugh too, especially where you both just stop and look at each other, probably thinking “what just happened?!”
Maybe next time room temperature drinks are in order if you’ll be needing to use the restroom in the near future ;).
oh my g-d girl you need a break. I don’t know how you do it. *bows*
Darlin’, that is TOO funny!! And, boy, do I know what you mean about bathroom breaks! Holding it becomes a way of life. The fact that we do all we do AND don’t even get a chance to go to the bathroom is TRULY amazing! And when we do get a chance to go and go BY OURSELVES, we consider that a true luxury! Forget pedis, we’re waiting for that bathroom break!
xo
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Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!! Jeneil, that is really too funny for words. 😀
That’s awesome! I’m sure it wasn’t at the time… but now you have so many funny stories…!
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